Quant + web. Every new pump.fun pair, and the thread back to whoever launched it.

Many new pairs are not alone: the same wallets launch again and again. QWEB puts every new pair on one field, ties each to its siblings, and sends spiders along the threads to read the coin, its creator and its holders. Live data, read only, facts and not ratings.

the biggest webs right now · one wallet each
300spiders
0new pairs seen
0checks carried out
0pairs on the field now

The field · new pump.fun pairs, live

waiting for the first new pairs…
every new pair, shown by its pictureblack frame = has a reportred frame, bigger = still moving (sin²θ)thread = same walletred = five or more from one walletspider
click any pair for its reportshowing the pair the web is watching most

Report

no reports yet

Read budget 0 / 60 a minute

pump.fun allows about 60 reads a minute, so the web has to choose where to spend them.

Spider state 300 spiders

heading out0on a pair0heading home0in the nest0

Biggest webs pairs on the field · coins ever

no wallet has two pairs on the field yet

Every new pair · newest first

PairAgeMarket capSince seenCheckedsin²θ
Waiting for the first new pairs…
01Reports02Method03Parameters04Real and ours05Log06Sources
01 · reports

What the spiders found

One row per pair that has had at least one look, the most watched first. Every cell is something a spider read from pump.fun's public data a moment ago. A dash means that read has not happened yet.

PairAgeMarket capSince seenLinksCreatorHoldersNotedsin²θ
The first reports will appear here within a few seconds.

Left the field

Pairs older than 20 minutes drop off the field. Their last report is kept here.

PairMarket capPeakLinksCreatorHoldersNoted
Nothing has left the field yet.
02 · method

How the web chooses

Choosing where to look is swarm optimisation with a quantum-inspired state (Han and Kim, 2002): the attention on each pair is a qubit-style angle θ, choosing a pair is a measurement of it, and a pair seen still moving is turned up with a rotation gate. The web adds the rule spiders really live by, taken from social spider optimisation (Cuevas and others, 2013): a spider feels what happens on its web through the threads. Here a thread joins pairs launched by the same wallet, so when one shows life its siblings are turned up a little too.

state of a pair|ψ⟩ = cos θ |0⟩ + sin θ |1⟩ θ = 0 nobody is watching, θ = π/2 everybody is
choose a pairP(pair) ∝ η(age) · ( 1 + 30 · sin²θ )
freshnessη(age) = 1 + 6 · e^( − age / 90 s ) a brand-new pair smells strongest
rotation gateθ ← min( π/2, θ + 0.1 · signs of life ) market cap up 3%, new replies, new trades
decoherenceθ ← ( 1 − 0.006 ) · θ every step, on every pair
tug on the webθ(sibling) ← θ(sibling) + 0.25 · the same turn pairs from the same wallet feel it too
what a spider doesone read: the coin's page, then its creator's other coins, then its holder list

So a pair that keeps moving keeps getting looked at, and a pair that dies on arrival is quietly dropped. Quantum-inspired means the maths of a qubit, run on an ordinary computer. There is no quantum hardware here and no quantum speed-up is claimed.

03 · parameters

Every number it runs on

ParameterSymbolValueMeaning
04 · real and ours

Where the line is

The spiders are simulated and the "quantum" part is borrowed maths. The data is not simulated.

Real

  • Every pair on the field is a real coin created on pump.fun in the last 20 minutes, read from its public feed.
  • Market caps, replies, links, a creator's other coins and holder counts are what pump.fun returned at the time shown.
  • A thread joins two pairs only when pump.fun lists the same creator wallet for both. Nothing is guessed from names or timing.
  • "Dev", "sniper" and "bundler" are pump.fun's own labels on holders. We repeat them; we do not work them out.
  • The choosing rule and the tug along the web are published swarm optimisation methods.

Ours

  • It is quantum-inspired, not quantum: ordinary code, no quantum computer, no claimed speed-up.
  • What counts as a sign of life, and every parameter value.
  • The spiders on screen show where attention is going (one in three is drawn on the field so the pairs stay visible). Only about one a second carries out a real read, because that is what pump.fun allows. The speech tags in the header mark those real reads as they happen.
  • A report is a list of facts. It is not a score, a rating or advice, and a clean report does not make a coin safe.
  • Read only: nothing is bought, sold, signed or posted. Every new pair pump.fun lists is shown except ones it flags as adult or that have slurs in the name. Pictures are the coins' own, loaded from pump.fun; we do not pick or check them.
05 · log

Spider log

06 · sources

Sources

Cuevas, Cienfuegos, Zaldívar, Pérez-Cisneros. A swarm optimization algorithm inspired in the behavior of the social-spider. Expert Systems with Applications, 2013.

Dorigo, Maniezzo, Colorni. Ant system: optimization by a web of cooperating agents. IEEE Transactions on Systems, Man, and Cybernetics, 1996.

Han, Kim. Quantum-inspired evolutionary algorithm for a class of combinatorial optimization. IEEE Transactions on Evolutionary Computation, 2002.

Data: pump.fun's public feed, read about once a second and never written to.